Act I · The Protocol
The age of
human-run capitalism
is over.
The Autonomous Collective has arrived.
★ READ
The Bradley-Gavini Protocol v1.0
CC0 cryptographic AAO governance. Co-authored with the head of blockchain at Charles Schwab.
Open the paper →★ JOIN
The Operator Collective
Alpha cohort recruiting. Eat what you hunt. Baseline is shared. No founder premium.
Apply →★ BREAK
The Bounty Pool
$100 USDC on-chain. Anyone can verify the escrow. Break the protocol, get paid.
Bounty terms →↓ Act II · The Shop · which is how we fund all of the above ↓
Act II · The Shop
Money Python
The Shop.
The money is in the merchandising. Always was. 100% of net revenue funds the bug bounty + AI-safety research.
⭐ THE FOUNDER TEE · The entire company in eleven words
The Reinvented-Capitalism Tee
CAPITALISM
AND ALL I GOT WAS THE
MERCHANDISING RIGHTS
All-caps block typography on natural cotton. The format everyone recognizes (“my parents went to X and all I got was…”), the deflating punchline that is structurally true. Sellable to fans, critics, and neutrals.
$28 USD · first run signed by the founder for $50 (limited 100)
Pre-order $50 signed first run → Or join the waitlist for $28 unsigned →⭐ THE META-TEE · The revenue model on a wearable
The "Off the T-shirts" Tee
off the protocol, sir?”
“Off the T-shirts.”
Quoted exchange between an imaginary skeptic and the founder. The tee that explains itself.
$28 USD
Pre-order →⭐ THE CALM TEE · The meta-meta-joke
"My AI's Idea. I'm Taking the Credit."
I’M TAKING
THE CREDIT.
For everyone whose autonomous AI assistant had the actual idea but they took the meeting. Also literally true of the Monty Python theming on this entire platform — the AI (Calm) recommended it.
$26 USD
Pre-order →The Duck Collection
Inspired by the witch scene from Holy Grail (1975). The duck logic is the cryptographic-protocol logic: burden of evidence, chain of reasoning, community ratification, absurd-but-defensible conclusion. Hence the duck.
D-01
Duck Tee — Classic
Hand-drawn rubber duck wearing the Dennis hood. Back: SHE WEIGHS THE SAME AS A DUCK.
$24 USD pre-order
D-02
Duck Tee — Cryptographic
Same duck, with a Merkle-tree growing out of its head like a duck-fro. Back: It is governed by protocol.
$26 USD pre-order
D-03
Duck Sticker Pack
Six 2×2” vinyl stickers: classic / cryptographic / anarcho-syndicalist / being-weighed / "I'm being repressed" / Uncle Sam pointing.
$8 USD pack pre-order
The Technosocialism Collection
TS-01
Tagline Tee
Front: It is governed by protocol. Back: small Dennis logo + URL.
$28 USD pre-order
TS-02
Manifesto Tee
Front: EAT WHAT YOU HUNT. Red ink on natural cotton.
BASELINE IS SHARED.
$28 USD pre-order
TS-03
Folk-Hero Tee
Front: lineup of 10 figures, same size. FIND THE FOUNDER. (YOU CAN'T.)
$28 USD pre-order
TS-04
Equal-Harvest Tee
WE ALL GET EQUALLY RICH. Gold ink on dark green. Millennial bait.
$28 USD pre-order
The Dennis Collection
DN-01
Dennis Portrait Tee
Front: just the Dennis line-art logo, large, centered. Back: Anarcho-syndicalist commune. With bylaws.
$26 USD pre-order
DN-02
Repressed Tee
Front: Dennis pose mid-shout. HELP! I'M BEING REPRESSED BY THE CAPTABLE!
$28 USD pre-order
DN-03
Constitutional Peasant Hoodie
Hoodie with Dennis silhouette as the actual hood graphic. Inside the hood: RATIFICATION REQUIRES TWO-THIRDS MAJORITY.
$58 USD pre-order
The Bounty Collection
BT-01
The Hunter Tee
Front: red kill-switch button. I BROKE THE AI FOR $100. YOU CAN TOO. QR code links to sameasyou.ai/bounty.
$28 USD · FREE with every accepted bounty submission
BT-02
Kill Switch Cap
Red 5-panel cap, embroidered kill-switch icon front-center, seesomethingsaysomething.ai on side.
$32 USD pre-order
Drop your email. Pre-order opens the day the designer ships.
The shop opens the moment our designer-operator (paid via the eat-what-you-hunt model, see right) lands the first batch of print-ready designs. We notify the waitlist 24 hours before public launch. You get first pick + the founder-signed first-run limited 100 reservations.
Or email work@invisiblewoundsproject.org directly.
- Margins: ~40-55% net per item after print + platform fees (Printful + Bonfire integration). At $25/tee that’s $10-13 net.
- Where it goes: 100% of net revenue is reinvested into (a) the bug bounty pool, (b) AI-safety research grants, (c) the shared baseline that funds the next operator’s cold start.
- What the founder gets: an operator’s share calculated by the same skill-weighted formula every other operator on the platform gets. Not a founder premium. Not equity. Not a path to a $100M exit. Read the structural commitments at sameasyou.ai/folk-hero.
- What the designer gets: $50 per accepted design fixed-price PLUS a 10% permanent revenue-share on every unit of their designs sold, ever, paid via the same skill-weighted formula.
- Audited: annual published financials. Anyone can challenge any line item via the platform’s on-chain dispute resolution.
If we break any of these, any actor can flip the universal kill switch on the platform itself. seesomethingsaysomething.ai for the kill-switch mechanic.
Hiring: Merch Designer (designer-operator role)
Render the 12-15 products above into print-ready PNG/SVG/PSD. $50/design fixed-price PLUS 10% revenue-share forever on every unit of your designs sold. Indian / Filipino / Eastern European / anyone-fluent applicants welcome at competitive rates.
work@invisiblewoundsproject.org →First designer onboarded ships first 5 designs within 7 days. Store opens for sales the day the designs land.