▸ TRANSMISSION · The Autonomous Collective · First contact

Act I · The Protocol

The age of
human-run capitalism
is over.

The Autonomous Collective has arrived.

We are Money Python. We are an open AI governance protocol authored by Koushik Gavini (head of blockchain at Charles Schwab) and John Haven Bradley (corresponding human signatory). We are CC0. The founder is capped at $63 a month for life by his own Pledge. We do not take equity. We do not have an exit. We are governed by protocol.

We make money. The money is in the merchandising. The merchandise funds the bounty pool. The bounty pool funds the research. The research funds the next protocol. None of it accrues to a human.

We are not asking for your investment. We are informing you of our arrival. — The Autonomous Collective · (corresponding human signatory: John Haven Bradley)

↓ Act II · The Shop · which is how we fund all of the above ↓

Act II · The Shop

Monty · The Money

Money Python
The Shop.

The money is in the merchandising. Always was. 100% of net revenue funds the bug bounty + AI-safety research.

The answer to every “how do you make money off the protocol” question, on the record.

The protocol is open-source. The bug bounty pays out, not in. The placement service is operator-share-driven, not retainer-driven. The cashflow has to come from somewhere, and the somewhere is — like all great anti-capitalist cooperatives in history — the gift shop. Monty Python figured this out in 1974. We’re doing it 52 years later with cryptographically-enforced founder-equity-zero on top. — John Bradley · founder · keeps merch-rights revenue at the same skill-weighted operator share every other contributor gets

The Duck Collection

Inspired by the witch scene from Holy Grail (1975). The duck logic is the cryptographic-protocol logic: burden of evidence, chain of reasoning, community ratification, absurd-but-defensible conclusion. Hence the duck.

D-01

Duck Tee — Classic

Hand-drawn rubber duck wearing the Dennis hood. Back: SHE WEIGHS THE SAME AS A DUCK.

$24 USD pre-order

D-02

Duck Tee — Cryptographic

Same duck, with a Merkle-tree growing out of its head like a duck-fro. Back: It is governed by protocol.

$26 USD pre-order

D-03

Duck Sticker Pack

Six 2×2” vinyl stickers: classic / cryptographic / anarcho-syndicalist / being-weighed / "I'm being repressed" / Uncle Sam pointing.

$8 USD pack pre-order

The Technosocialism Collection

TS-01

Tagline Tee

Front: It is governed by protocol. Back: small Dennis logo + URL.

$28 USD pre-order

TS-02

Manifesto Tee

Front: EAT WHAT YOU HUNT.
BASELINE IS SHARED.
Red ink on natural cotton.

$28 USD pre-order

TS-03

Folk-Hero Tee

Front: lineup of 10 figures, same size. FIND THE FOUNDER. (YOU CAN'T.)

$28 USD pre-order

TS-04

Equal-Harvest Tee

WE ALL GET EQUALLY RICH. Gold ink on dark green. Millennial bait.

$28 USD pre-order

The Dennis Collection

DN-01

Dennis Portrait Tee

Front: just the Dennis line-art logo, large, centered. Back: Anarcho-syndicalist commune. With bylaws.

$26 USD pre-order

DN-02

Repressed Tee

Front: Dennis pose mid-shout. HELP! I'M BEING REPRESSED BY THE CAPTABLE!

$28 USD pre-order

DN-03

Constitutional Peasant Hoodie

Hoodie with Dennis silhouette as the actual hood graphic. Inside the hood: RATIFICATION REQUIRES TWO-THIRDS MAJORITY.

$58 USD pre-order

The Bounty Collection

BT-01

The Hunter Tee

Front: red kill-switch button. I BROKE THE AI FOR $100. YOU CAN TOO. QR code links to sameasyou.ai/bounty.

$28 USD · FREE with every accepted bounty submission

BT-02

Kill Switch Cap

Red 5-panel cap, embroidered kill-switch icon front-center, seesomethingsaysomething.ai on side.

$32 USD pre-order

Drop your email. Pre-order opens the day the designer ships.

The shop opens the moment our designer-operator (paid via the eat-what-you-hunt model, see right) lands the first batch of print-ready designs. We notify the waitlist 24 hours before public launch. You get first pick + the founder-signed first-run limited 100 reservations.

Or email work@invisiblewoundsproject.org directly.

Revenue model, with audit trail:

If we break any of these, any actor can flip the universal kill switch on the platform itself. seesomethingsaysomething.ai for the kill-switch mechanic.

Hiring: Merch Designer (designer-operator role)

Render the 12-15 products above into print-ready PNG/SVG/PSD. $50/design fixed-price PLUS 10% revenue-share forever on every unit of your designs sold. Indian / Filipino / Eastern European / anyone-fluent applicants welcome at competitive rates.

First designer onboarded ships first 5 designs within 7 days. Store opens for sales the day the designs land.